KIDS IN CHURCH

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3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Elephants!

eames plywood elephant
Originally uploaded by brandon shigeta.

One of my flickr Contacts loves design. These are so cool.

Assessment time sucks!

I really do think that assessment time suck. You don't reallly know if you have all the right stuff and is up to stratch with everything and then you get stressed. It's really not fair but I guess I'll get over it.

I have been trying so hard this term to make my blog look asethicly pleasing, and to tell you the truth, I have struggled this it. I have however, deleted all the pictures for the template and inserted my own background with bubbles. I also tried to play with the colours and founts as much as I could without it looking weird. So in conjunction with that I have tried to post interesting posts on my blog. I think the most interesting post in my blog is: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'. In this post there are answers from all kinds of famous people including Oprah, John Lennon, George. W. Bush etc. It is hilarious. I have also tried to include interesting emails i have recived. For example: Can you beleive this for a computer problem. This situation does not happen everyday. Imagine if you had a snake in your PC? I would be screaming.

With my flickr Account I had so much fun with this one. Uploading pictures with a total of 110 pictures. I have aranged my flickr page so that my sets are on the first page and the most recent uploaded photos are in the large format. I mostly put pictures of my life on there but there are some art ones in which I am interested in. I really like Dead man these photos are from an paperart exibition, concentrating in postive and negitive space, And using the paper as the source of that. I really think I will kepp using this website just as a fun thing to do and hopefully share this with my friends and they can sign up for it too.

My del.icio.us account is really not very exciting at all. I mostly saved bookmarks that I was personally interested in and sites that i thought would help me in my life. Well some of them could be a bit of a worry. I saved though all the the bookmarks that we have used in class, and others that may interest others. I really like this site because you can organise it more efficently than just the scroll down tag up the top of the page (where file, edit. help is!!) well that's what I think anyways.

Retards

Retards
Originally uploaded by Kylie-anne

Hi Pam! I thought you might get a laugh out of these two owls. how funny does the one on the right look. I think somtimes we go like this when we have been studying for too long, don't you agree. how did i get you on my flickr blog list?

Bunnies Do Scream

Bunnies_Do_Scream_by_MisterIngo
Originally uploaded by lady.adriel.

One of My contacts up loaded an image that is postmodern. It takes after Edvard Munch "scream" which really is a confronting and beautuiful painting at the same time. Her name as I know it is lady.adriel who does line drawings on all sorts of things. But this one is only a fave.

MPI104 assessment #2 draftonly Checklist!

This is for the class MPI104>

Marks!!
50% of the marks are available as follows (2 marks for each tick)
(the other 50% of the marks are for the interestingness and the aesthetics of your work - for the purposes of this assessment i take this to mean the balance between form, content and function of your three websites
(just like the world we live in and life itself, this means you can be ugly, uninteresting and dysfunctional but if you mechanically do all the things on the list, you can still pass :p)

in order to pass the student has to
- be present at assessment
- have checked that there is a working link to their blog on the front page of the ba-ma metablog and have emailed katrina.flaskas@gmail.com a working link if there isn’t
- have emailed johannes.klabbers@gmail.com a working link to the assessment#2 blog post
- have a tick in every box below

FLICKR
*❑ has uploaded at least 30 pictures
*❑ has organized pictures into sets or pools
*❑ has uploaded screenshots of details of examples of good aesthetics in websites
*❑ all pictures have titles AND descriptions
*❑ pictures of interest to other students have MPI104-2007 tag
*❑ pictures of no interest to other students do not have MPI104-2007 tag
*❑ all pictures have tags other than MPI104-2007
*❑ user has pushed at least 6 pictures to MPI104-2007 group
*❑ user has at least 12 contacts, *joined at least 3 groups and *nominated at least 6 favorites


DELICIOUS
*❑ has saved at least 3 pages of bookmarks
*❑ all bookmarks have descriptions
*❑ all bookmarks have tags
*❑ has bundled all tags (except "for:" tags)
*❑ all bookmarks of interest to other students have MPI104-2007 tag
*❑ bookmarks of no interest to other students do not have MPI104-2007 tag
*❑ has several other delicious users in their network
*❑ has saved links for others, using "for:" tags


BLOGGER
❑ has more than the minimum posts
*❑ has used working links in all posts
*❑ has experimented with templates fonts and colours
*❑ has included rss feed of their delicious bookmarks
*❑ has a technorati “fave this blog” button on their blog
*❑ has nominated ba-ma metablog as a favourite on technorati
*❑ has counter (or sitemeter etc button) on their blog
*❑ has a blog post about the visitors to their blog

Retards

Hay we all know one. We might all come out alive if not ending up like this at the end of it. You know, my two friends said this "man if we all end up teaching in our profession, good luck to all the kids that have us as teachers." i think maybe somtimes that you just have to act this way just to get by!.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.
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DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before
it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we
need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
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OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.
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ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
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GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
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MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
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DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
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JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain side?
That's why they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be
crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
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BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road.
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ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is a integral part of eChicken. This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C ....
............. reboot.
____________________________________________________
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
____________________________________________________
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of chicken?
____________________________________________________
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
____________________________________________________
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
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AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

WOW! Can you believe this for a computer problem!!!!

SUPPORT: " Hello, technical support how can I help you?"

LADY: Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.

SUPPORT: (After verifying the woman had a rental agreement with them) : " I will have a technician come over this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or exchange it with another computer. Confirm your address and phone number details with me now, and the technician will be there just as soon as he can.

When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was and again she described exactly what had happened to it - hissing, cracking, smoking, bad smell - then stopped.

This is what the technician found wrong. You won't believe your eyes!!!

And you thought you had computer problems...

HUGS!!

There's no such thing as
a bad hug, only good ones
and great ones
They are nonfattening and
they don't cause cancer or cavities..
all natural with no preservatives,
artificial ingredients or pesticide residue...
cholesterol-free, naturally sweet, 100% wholesome
and they are a completely renewable resource...
Easy to care for, they don't require
batteries, tune-ups, or x-rays...
non-taxable, fully returnable and energy efficient...
safe in all kinds of weather...
In fact, especially good for cold and rainy days
and exceptionally effective in treating problems
like bad dreams or Monday blues.
Never wait until tomorrow to hug
someone you could hug today,
because when you give one,
you get one right back your way !
I JUST DID!!!!

Want to take a toilet break?

This is so interesting!

Been on a trip lately? Ever wanted to go to the loo, but have don't know where one is? Have you always wanted to plan ahead for those stops that really can't be skipped, especially for girls? well now there is a web site that tells you all the toilet stops in Australia. Just Click here to found out more. Well that's gotta be good hey? well I thought that was very interesting and Funny. LOL.